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K.K. Slider

Your boy K.K. sitting on a stool

K.K. Slider is seemingly the only musician in existence in Animal Crossing. He has dozens of fans all across the land, who admire not only his thick, luscious eyebrows, but also his music. I can say that I am truly one of them, having chosen a K.K keychain with my pre-order of Animal Crossing New Horizons, instead of an Isabelle or Nook one.

Here's a close-up of K.K.'s eyebrows (in case you couldn't see them in the other picture), so you know the true lusciousness of them, and the main reason I like him:

A close-up of your boy K.K.'s eyebrows

They're just like giant caterpillars crawling across his face!

Also, can it be mentioned that whenever you actually see him, he's always on the same stool. And it's less than half the size of his head. How could he sit on such a puny, pathetic stool when he's so big? I mean realistically it should be crushed by his weight.

Despite his gargantuan eyebrows and god-like powers of controlling gravity, it must be said that K.K. creates true bops. Every single song, from K.K. Rockabilly to Stale Cupcakes, K.K. Groove to K.K. Mariachi, is just an absolute earworm. I can't stop thinking about their greatness. It's like I've been hypnotised by their sheer beauty. -*K.K. Hypno*-

So, I now present to you:

The Top 5 K.K. Slider Bops

  1. K.K. Comrade
  2. K.K. Comrade ranks highest on my list because it has the sad tone of those who suffered from the USSR and reminds me that there are probably people suffering while I'm playing Animal Crossing. Life lessons!

  3. K.K. Groove
  4. K.K. Groove ranks second because it is so amazingly funky and has a picture of K.K. with a pompadou and cool shades on its cover.

  5. K.K. Folk
  6. K.K. Folk's opening is amazing and I love the recorder-like sounds.

  7. K.K. Cruisin'
  8. I mean who doesn't like Rap-god K.K? This song has such a chill vibe and I love it.

  9. K.K. Milonga
  10. The way the cover for this song is set up is honestly wonderful and I love the dramatic atmosphere it creates.

  11. DJ K.K.
  12. DJ K.K. has a nice fast-past and is very energizing. You can probably tell I know barely anything about music by this point.

Secret K.K. Songs

Did you know there are K.K. songs that you can't get in your regular playthrough of the game? You can only get them by requesting them by name from K.K. when you see him. Of course all the K.K. songs in the world must be listened to. They cannot be unheard. So, here is a list of them in New Horizons.

  1. Animal City
  2. Farewell
  3. Drivin'
  4. My Place
  5. K.K. Birthday
  6. K.K. Birthday can be gotten by playing the game on your birthday.